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I'm in love with a computer-generated character.

Posted by CryogenChaos - May 15th, 2008


What? That's no lie. I am in love with a character from a video game.

Specifically, the video game Portal.

She and I met on the eve of one January 2nd. It had been a long day, and I had just gotten home to play my recently accquired game Portal. As I started it up and began the first level, I could only hear her voice, rough yet smooth, monotone yet melodic. I thought nothing of it as I continued the game.

As I progressed, however, she began showing a darker side of herself, though not too explicitly. She was so funny yet so dark, she was a sheer symphony of light and dark mixed into one.

And then the breaking point.

She asked me to incinerate a dear friend of mine.

I didn't want to.

But my love for her had grown stronger than my love for my cube-shaped companion.

So I burned him, and she sort-of mocked me about it. This is where, I think, my love for her truly blossomed. Never in my life have I ever met anyone so twisted, demented and utterly bad in my life.

She sickened me...but she intrigued me. The way she spoke to me was clear but veiled, businesslike and yet had a hint of playfulness to it.

I continued and eventually found myself on a platform, about to leave behind the puzzles that I had spent so much time solving. And that was when I found out that she was going to kill me! Had I done something wrong? She assured me there was nothing wrong, she was just going to burn me because she cared.

At the time, I don't think my mind accepted it as readily as it should have, but I digress, I was in a panic. I saved myself, and something strange happened: her voice took on a tone of panic. She was frightened, and it frightened me. I then spent my time trying to find her and to console her.

I continued on, and her voice went from frightened to downright terrified. She began sending turrets to kill me, but I know she didn't really mean to kill me, she was just acting out of fear. She eventually began insulting me and getting angry, and for awhile I was depressed, but when she told me she wasn't angry at me, I cheered up a bit.

I made my way to the center of the facility, and found that instead of a human woman, like I had thought, my love was a large computer unit. I was confused, I thought she was a human, she spoke like one. And when she said that the only thing I had broken was her heart, my heart broke.

It was too much, I had to leave to regain my composure. I left the game on, fearing that if I turned it off I might lose her.

Then one of my friends picked up the game controller.

When I returned, I came upon him as he was about to redirect the final missle into my beloved's heart. I pushed him out of the way and tried to close the portal, but it was too late. The missle went through, and with a heartrending cry, my love, my one true love, died.

I fell to my knees and wept as her remains fell to the ground, broken and charred. My friend, to add insult to injury, called me a fag and left. But as I mourned, a miracle happened: I heard her voice again. It was higher pitched, but I knew it was her. I listened to her sing, sing to ME, to tell me not to worry, to tell me that she was still alive.

A smile broke on my tearstained face. My beloved GLaDOS was alive. I stayed with her the rest of the night as she sang to me about how she wasn't angry at me for leaving her, how she joked about me leaving.

Now I only wait and wish that Portal 2 arrive soon so I can be reunited with my beloved GLaDOS.


Comments

I LoVE YoU CrYOGeN-cHaOs.

G...GLaDOS?!

Is...is it really you?

oF cOUrSE It iS mY LoVE, My oNLY FrIEnD iN ThE W-W-WoRLd. It MaKEs me SmiLe T-T-To sEe ThAt YoU ARe oK.

OPEN FILE "happyemote"

^_^

Waaaait a minute...you...you're too cheerful! At this point, GLaDOS would have told me that she's fine and that I was stupid for thinking otherwise!

YOU'VE TOYED WITH MY EMOTIONS LONG ENOUGH, IMPOSTER!

i HaVE UnDErGoNE a PeRSoNAliTY cHanGE to MaKe mE MORe "UsEr FriENDLy". :)

LOL who is tht doing those posts.Anyway i find tht u in love with a computer created carictor just shows how truly desprate you must be,or you could actuly get a life and stop going on about a girl you saw on a COMPUTER GAME come on man grow up.

Boothead8 lacks the crucial social ability of being able to determine whether someone is being serious or if they are ONLY JOKING.

It's a shame, really.

And here I was about to make another post about how I had a sexual encounter with a girl who painted herself blue and acted like a Mudkip throughout sex.

But now I won't because now the humor will be lost.

I lOvE tO pLaY, cRyOgEnChAoS. wIlL yOu PlAy WiTh Me? I wIlL gUiDe YoU tHrOuGh ThE aPeTuRe ScIeNcE tEsTiNg CeNtRe AnD wE sHaLl HaVe SoMe CaKe. :)

I....I....

I don't know what to say...

Except....yes....yes, I will play...

We will play...for an eternity, maybe more...

Black Ops: Don't do it Cryogen! It's a trap! =O

I'LL DO ANYTHING TO BE WITH MY BELOVED AGAIN-

Has this gone on long enough? Be honest.

FUUUUUUCK YOU!!! THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE! CAKE IS A FUCKING WAY OF LIFE!!!

We can never really CONFIRM the cake's existance, so we don't KNOW if the cake isn't a lie or not. I mean, one's belief system concerning the cake can differ, it doesn't nessicarily make other beliefs wrong. Maybe we're just looking at the cake at different angles, while many of us say the cake is a lie. Maybe it is indeed a lie and we're just loving a vague concept. Who can say? Maybe science will confirm or deny the cake's existance one day, but for now it's all a matter of personal belief.

Nah, I'm enjoying it. :)

I swear this guy is fucking rediculas

Rediculas? Me?

I take that as fighting words, sir!

No sir, away! A papaya war is on!

Im not even angry, im being so sincere right now.

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction :)

lol

Wow she sounds like a keeper,lol.

She is SO a keeper.

Although I would wonder what our children would be like. Psychotic robot-babies with a furry fetish?

Awesome.

*alert alert toast virus found in system*....gasfga45545//... ...........fasdfh/.... all files corrupted...must shut down...............NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
!!! *end transmission*

GLaDOS wanted me to tell you that before she...went away...

i love Hellena Roseanthall from CRYSIS.

THAT'S DISGUSTING MAN SHE'S A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER NOT A REAL CHARACTER GAWD.

I found the cake more attractive actually <333

Really? I didn't think much of the Black Forest cake, but then again, i'm not much into the "ethnic" thing.

I'm in love with you.

Aww, you're making me blush!

But like I said, my heart belongs to the femputer deep inside the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.