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MONOCLES MONOCLES MONOCLES

Posted by CryogenChaos Jan. 19, 2008 @ 5:44 PM EST

Now then, my dear friends, I have another question.

I have found the greatest thing to ever grace my eyes: monocles.

I want to buy four monocles: One for me and three for my friends. The overall cost would be roughly $80. As the money from my job is already spent on school and the like, and i'm swamped as it is so i can't get a second job, I need a way to make $80 without whoring myself out, selling organs, or causing myself physical or mental harm.

I'll think of some reward for the best suggestion.

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Jan. 19, 2008 | 6:21 PM Vndgl says:

Why the fuck do you want faggy monocles?

Jan. 19, 2008 | 6:35 PM CryogenChaos responds:

Faggy?

Oh, you're using an archaic spelling variation of "classy". I see.

Well, the reason i want monocles is because of how they amplify all emotions.

For instance,

Without monocle: "That's surprising!"
With monocle: "That's surprising! *monocle flys out*"

Jan. 19, 2008 | 6:52 PM SlashFirestorm says:

MONOCLES MONOCLES MONOCLES

http://www.AerisDies.com/img.php?id=1 48245

Yes.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 5:06 AM Ass-Crumb says:

The easiest way to make money would be to either 1. Sell some stuff you don't need or want at a pawn shop or garage sale, 2. Bet money you already have on something, like sports or 3. Do things like dares or such to get money.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 3:48 PM DeadbeatKarma says:

thatseasy, use the money cheat:jerk twice,spin three times,puke

Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:10 PM CryogenChaos responds:

Ok, I did that, when do I get my mon-

Wait a minute, that didn't work the last time I did it!

YOU LIED TO ME.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 8:24 PM cornbin says:

Tell those bastards to get the monocles themselves.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:11 PM CryogenChaos responds:

So $20 then.

Well, that cuts costs quite a bit. I might even use any extra money to get myself a top hat and a cane.

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