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Joined on 11/10/04
Posted by CryogenChaos - January 30th, 2008
I deserve to be a forum moderator.
Discuss.
EDIT: My standpoints are as follows -
Monday: Mega Miniskirt Monday
Tuesday: Tasty Titty Tuesday
Wednesday: Wiggly Wang Wednesdays (for her pleasure ;) )
Thursdays: Three-way Thursdays
Fridays: Fantastic Fellatio Fridays
Saturdays: Sexy Saturdays
Sundays: Super Sensual Sundays
You get all this and more with me as mod.
Persuade me.
I'm popular.
I'm smart.
I'm personable.
I'll give you a dollar if you agree.
I agree.
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
now where's my five dollars?
YOU...WANT...FIVE...DORRA?
YOU WANT FIVE DORRA?!
YOU WANT FIVE DORRA?!?!?!?!?
I agree, and will be your campaign manager. You'll make it to the top kid, they'll love you! Cigar?
Oh...oh yes...
I...i've never...run for anything before...
Are...are you sure i'll win? :3
go for it
Are you willing to give up your soul?
My...soul?
Sure, i'll give up my soul. But you can't keep the funk. That's off limits.
You'd make an awful mod. XD Whaddup?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING :((((((
Also, not much duuuuude.
There are many possible positives and negatives of your being a moderator, and we must take care to fully outline each and everyone one of these.
First off, the pros.
- More buttons.
- Exclusive access to all the hottest nightclubs around town. After all, you're a big shot now, old sport.
- Superiority over the countless peons with their meager post counts and contribute-nothing mindsets.
And now, the cons.
- Mods r ghey lols.
- No fun policy.
- The more buttons don't actually have any significant value attached to them.
- The due process clause in the unwritten agreement to which you are bound upon acceptance of modship. In laymans terms, no mod shenanigans or you shall be subject to punishment, à la Wade.
See:
<a href="http://slightly-crazy-dude.newgrounds.com/">http://slightly-crazy-dude.newgrounds .com/</a>
<a href="http://jonthomson.newgrounds.com/">http://jonthomson.newgrounds.com/</a>
I sincerely hope that I have been helpful to you in your plight.
Third round kid. He's strong, he knows you and you know it. But you're quicker. Get on the inside, jab, jab, retract. Keep on going and he'll punch himself tired in no time.
I'll do it, Coach! I can take on the world!
Whee! This is the best day of my lif-
You'll never be a mod if you advertise your wanting to be a mod on your profile. Doesn't work that way.
YES IT DOES YES IT DOES YOU WERE SENT FROM THEM WEREN'T YOU.
YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME FROM BELIEVING!
Bah, I'm usually busy on Thursdays. I'll be missing out on the good stuff.
But hell, you have my vote.
I'll send you whatever you missed via PM.
I am a mod of the people.
oh ya looking at porn saily is not stupid at all -_-
I PUT THE MOST THOUGHT IN MY COMMENT, YET I DIDN'T GET A RESPONSE.
Why do you hate me, baby? <:(
My last ham sammich had mayo on it.
YOU KNOW I HATE MAYO GOD DAMN IT.
No Futanari Fridays?
Faggot.
Futanari Febuarys.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Figikii
yes