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In no particular order, here is a list of songs I have recently re-found that are fucking good:

Daddy DJ - Daddy DJ (This song was the original song to use the melody Basshunter uses in DotA)

Velvet Acid Christ - Futile (Resisted) (Holy fuck this is awesome. "Self-determination is irrelevant, you must comply")

I Am X-Ray - Pretty Rave Girl (Again, the same melody as Daddy DJ, but it still makes me smile)

Weird Al - Polkamon (Okay, I lied here: I never actually listened to this song before just a few days ago, but I really like it, which is weird considering i'm not normally a fan of Weird Al)

Youriza - God is a Girl (Techno Remix) (Starts off kinda slow, but I really like it. Makes me think of SlashFirestorm's fanfic Sinners)

Luke Terry - Chemical Plant Zone Remix (In my last news post, I said I hated Chemical Plant Zone. I still do. However, Luke Terry's remix of the music is just awesome)

SMF - HaHaHa (This was one of if not the first hardstyle song I ever heard)

GS-Screamer - Thrash King (Everyone seems to love Bowser the Shredder more, but I like Thrash King a lot more)

The Dust Brothers - This Is Your Life (A great song from the Fight Club soundtrack. Features a lot of quotes from the movie)

LCD Soundsystem - Get Innocuous! (Soulwax Remix) (I found this one shortly after I heard their song "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House")

The KGB's - Infinity (Hardstyle remix) (Another hardstyle song. This one incorporates lyrics from Scarborough Faire)

Reel Big Fish - Hungry Like The Wolf (I love both this cover and Duran Duran's original)

Crush 40 - I Am All Of Me (Yeah yeah, it's from Shadow the Hedgehog. I didn't like the game, I don't like most Sonic music nowadays, but this one is pretty good)

Big D And The Kid's Table - Little Bitch (My favorite cover of this song, I heard it in one of Matt Wilson's (read: creator of Bonus Stage) demo reels)

Rammstein - Moskau (I decided to change it from Amerika to Moskau, simply because I like Moskau a lot more now. It's excellent!)

Hatsune Miku - Yukkuri Shiteitte ne!!! (Take it easy!!!) (I adore Miku, and I adore her songs. Everybody is familiar with her rendition of Ievan Polka, but I like this song much more)

Spor - 1 Up (Recommended to me by Black-Ops, and I gotta say it's pretty damned awesome. Olskool sound effects abound!)

Victims of Science - The Device Has Been Modified (Wonderful song comprised entirely of sound clips from Portal. It's not a Still Alive remix, which is another bonus)

DJ Suckapunch (I guess) - Fuck Yo Couch (This song is pretty much entirely composed of the Chappelle's Show Rick James couch scene, if you couldn't guess. I like it, though)

Hating4AM - Spinball Shitstorm (Updated) (Fucking heavy awesomeness. I didn't know just how much I loved the Sonic Spinball boss theme until I heard this song.)
Look these up on Youtube. You won't be disappointed.

EDIT: Okay, maybe you'll be disappointed with Polkamon, but damn it, it's just weird to hear a popular artist make a song about a Nintendo game.

You know what? This is the scariest video game music out there. Well, this video is a remix of it, but you know what? There isn't anything scarier than this ungodly countdown to death, especially in Chemical Plant Zone. Fuck Chemical Plant Zone.

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So I took up a challenge one of my friends gave me: write a short story about a specific emotion. I chose passion because I've always been interested in how people describe their passion for something. This story doesn't really mean anything specifically, it's just two guys talking to each other, one madly in love, the other slowly getting weirded out. Enjoy!

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"It is a curious thing, passion. Many do not feel it for their entire lives, yet they wish they could. It is not unlike the emotion called 'love', and perhaps it is in fact love, though a much more extreme variant."

"Well, why don't you explain what you mean?"

"What I mean? How can I explain what I mean? How can one describe the fiery magma that we call passion? It is like I am a beast, snarling and growling when I am not near her, yet purring like a kitten when I am. It is beyond anything I have ever felt before; my entire life has succumbed to this numbing sensation! Every action, every minor movement I make is to further my goal to be with the one I care deeply about."

"...that sounds dangerous."

"Of course it is dangerous! All things in life are dangerous to some degree, but passion brings out the true danger of any situation. I would attack an entire army unarmed if it meant I could be just a little bit closer to my love. It is invigorating! I cannot get enough! Not a minute goes by without me thinking about her! The very image of her face is burned so deeply into my psyche that my dreams are haunted by her!"

"But what about yourself? Surely you live for yourself!"

"I cannot live for myself until I am united with her! She is my alpha and omega! Words do not come close to describing what I feel when I think of us together! Even now, while we are talking, I am deep in thought, calclulating my plans to be near her. I have set up a mental...network, of sorts, for any and all possible outcomes and/or fallacies in each individual plan. If one fails, I will know what to do. If things do not go as planned, I will know what to do. Yes...I will know what to do..."

I've come to realize that, out of all animated movie villains, Hexxus from FernGully: The Last Rainforest is the greatest of them all. There are many reasons to support this, as I have listed below:

- Voiced by Tim Curry, who is without a doubt one of the finest actors of our day. Watch his performance in Clue and you'll see what I mean.
- Is made out of fucking SMOG and sludge and all sorts of nasty chemicals like cyanide and all that.
- Has the ability to take control of complex machinery. Case in point: The Leveller. A logging device that puts every other machine to shame.
- Has contempt for all living things. None of this "Oh I hate all living things OH WAIT NO I DON'T" shit.
- Is more or less invincible: they can't even kill him in the movie. All they can do is trap him in a tree.
- Has one of the best musical parts in the history of musical parts in a movie (see below).
- Makes pollution sound awesome (also see below).

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In conclusion, Hexxus is FUCKING AWESOME.

So i'm keeping Sable, due to a landslide of pro-Animal Crossing PMs. I might change up the picture eventually, but for now my current sig is here to stay!

For those who voted for Gardevoir or Krystal, I'm very sorry, and I'll make up for it with a sexy picture of Krystal and a sexy picture of Gardevoir. When I find the time to put them up.

EDIT: And here you are! First up is the ever lovely Gardevoir, lying on her bed, just waiting for her...master ;). After her, we have Krystal in the shower with, as a bonus, Samus Aran!

Thanks for voting, friends!

So, my friends, I have a question: should I change my sig pic? I mean, I love Sable Able, but I'm not sure if you, the Newgrounds populace, are getting enough bang (HAW) for your buck. So, should I change it?

It would still be a sexy sexy sig, it just wouldn't be Sable. What do you think?

EDIT: Here's some of my options:

SIG ONE - The blue furred honey of the Starfox series, Krystal!

SIG TWO - That lovely psychic type, Gardevoir!

SIG THREE - The one I have now, that seductive seamstress of my Animal Crossing town, Sable Able!

Obviously, my options are rather limited. If you guys have any suggestions, i'm more than happy to hear them out.

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I KILL YOU!